The Ventriloquist

An online publication at and outside the boundary of evangelical Christianity.

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Friday

21

February 2014

White Announces Restructuring, Job Cuts

by The Ventriloquist, on Cedarville, Purge

In a faculty meeting on February 21, Dr. Thomas White, president of Cedarville University, announced the beginning stages of a planned university restructuring, along with several accompanying job losses. During the 15-minute meeting, White also informed faculty that additional changes to the organizational structure of the university will be revealed over the course of the semester. The first announced change involves the presidential cabinet. Dr. John Gredy now has the…

Thursday

08

August 2013

Ebert Resigns

by The Ventriloquist, on Cedarville, Purge

Dr. Dan Ebert, Professor of Biblical Studies, has resigned from his position at Cedarville. Ebert joins recent departures Dr. Aaron James and Dr. David Mills, both of whom announced their resignations in the past week. Ebert was commended by past students for his excellent teaching in classes such as World Religions and Religion and Culture. He does not presently have a new job lined up. When asked about his decision…

Sunday

04

August 2013

James Resigns

by The Ventriloquist, on Cedarville, Purge

BREAKING: The Ventriloquist has received reports from reliable sources indicating that Dr. Aaron James, Assistant Professor of Theological Studies at Cedarville, has resigned due to a perceived hostile environment for faculty. He will be teaching classes in the fall at Sinclair Community College in downtown Dayton According to Cedarville's online course catalog, James was slated to teach two sections of Spiritual Formation, two sections of Christian Worldview Integration, and one…

Friday

02

August 2013

Mills Resigns

by The Ventriloquist, on Cedarville, Purge

BREAKING: Tenured Professor of Philosophy Dr. David Mills announced his resignation today. Mills has taught at Cedarville for the past nineteen years, winning the student vote for Faculty of the Year during the 2012-2013 academic year. He also headed up the Cedarville honors program for several years before the university announced this year that Mills would no longer be a part of the program, transferring the position to Dr. Thomas…

Monday

29

July 2013

Lutz to Palm Beach

by The Ventriloquist, on Cedarville, Purge

Administrative changes continue at Cedarville as Bob Lutz, the former Associate Dean for Student Leadership Development, announced today via Facebook that he has accepted a new position as Director of the Center for Campus Connections at Palm Beach Atlantic University in West Palm Beach, Florida. Palm Beach's Center for Campus Connections functions in a similar role as Cedarville's former Student Life division, coordinating international and multicultural programs, student leadership development,…